Limericks

I wrote these limericks when I was feeling tired and bored. They don’t have metrical feet at times.

There once was a girl named Yangzom,
who was a good friend of Pangzom.
She was the ugliest

And the laziest

So Yangzom befriend with Pangzom.

When I dream, I dream in the sleep

The dreams unknowingly creep.

They have no fixedness

 To calmed the sadness

But go on til desires reap.

My eyes are burning bright on fire;
she’s the object of my desire.
She sat on the grass
and covered her ass
til somebody set on my desire.

A crafty Jigme made a speech
promised to stick like a leech.

Wagged to get support

Soon went to a port

And built his own house near the beach.

There was a boy with his toy once

The toy was called a big fat ounce

He tried to have frocks

And with that, he rocks

He removed its penis in flounce

There was an old man from nowhere

He kept pics of chicks everywhere

 And went to slumber

Counted the number,

 Of pics on the wall everywhere.

The fox search for a carni-vore

Soon the cruel fox had a war

“You rock,” a cock said

“You will soon be dead,

for I have declared a big war.”