I wrote these limericks when I was feeling tired and
bored. They don’t have metrical feet at times.
There once was a girl named Yangzom,
who was a good friend of Pangzom.
She was the ugliest
And the laziest
So Yangzom befriend with Pangzom.
When I dream, I dream in the sleep
The dreams unknowingly creep.
They have no fixedness
To calmed the sadness
But go on til desires reap.
My eyes are burning bright on fire;
she’s the object of my desire.
She sat on the grass
and covered her ass
til somebody set on my desire.
A crafty Jigme made a speech
promised to stick like a leech.
Wagged to get support
Soon went to a port
And built his own house near the
beach.
There
was a boy with his toy once
The
toy was called a big fat ounce
He
tried to have frocks
And
with that, he rocks
He
removed its penis in flounce
There
was an old man from nowhere
He
kept pics of chicks everywhere
And went to slumber
Counted
the number,
Of pics on the wall everywhere.
The
fox search for a carni-vore
Soon
the cruel fox had a war
“You
rock,” a cock said
“You
will soon be dead,
for
I have declared a big war.”
