I wrote these limericks when I was feeling tired and
bored. They don’t have metrical feet at times.
There once was a girl named Yangzom,
Who was a good friend of Pangzom.
She was ugly and lazy—
Quite frankly, quite crazy—
So Yangzom just stuck close to Pangzom.
When I dream, I dream in my sleep;
The dreams unknowingly creep.
They have no fixedness
To calm the sadness—
They just go on till desires reap.
My eyes are burning bright like fire;
She's the object of my desire.
She sat on the grass,
Covered her ass,
Then someone set my desire on fire.
A crafty man Jigme made a speech,
Promised to stick like a leech.
He wagged to get support,
Then ran to a port,
And built his own house near the beach.
There was a boy with a toy once—
The toy was a big fat ounce.
He tried on some frocks,
With that, he rocks—
Then removed its penis in flounce.
There was an old man from nowhere
Who kept pics of chicks everywhere.
He went to slumber,
Counted the number
Of pics on his wall—what a scare!
A fox went to search for carnivore;
Soon the cruel fox found a war.
"You rock," said a cock.
"You'll soon get a shock,
For I've declared a big war—so roar!"
